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Jan. 17th, 2010 11:44 pm
psychosnowflake: (jack: i don't understand / why?)
[personal profile] psychosnowflake
I guess I did it. Harvey graduated. It's nice to get a reminder that this place isn't a total waste of time after all. And then I get lucky for once, the Admiral giving me that break when he did. It looks like I missed some pretty bad stuff happening here. Another riot? But hey, that's the glory of the Barge, right? Never know what shitstorm to expect next.

Just try to stop thinking about it. We all know no one's in control when the Barge gets flooded.

[Private to Harvey]

Hey. You want to grab a drink now you're a free man? For old time's sake?

Date: 2010-01-19 05:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] psychosnowflake.livejournal.com
Maybe, but it's still just plain old America. I pretty much came from an office job.

Better than some you could have. Nope, I'm looking after myself until the next sorting.

Date: 2010-01-19 05:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wichita-kansas.livejournal.com
The Admiral offered a guy with an office job to come hang out? That's -- you know... the most normal thing I've heard. Are you sure your world's not rife with robot alien overlords or something?

What year?

Date: 2010-01-19 05:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] psychosnowflake.livejournal.com
No robots. I'm pretty sure I would've noticed. It was 1996.

So, assuming Zombieland isn't some other planet, what year was it when you picked up this shit job?

Date: 2010-01-19 06:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wichita-kansas.livejournal.com
Well, people forget to mention what's normal for them. America, on Earth? Bill Clinton? What state?

The United States of Zombieland. I'm from 2009. If we're from the same Earth, it's not a lot different from 1996.

Date: 2010-01-19 06:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] psychosnowflake.livejournal.com
Oh no, I understand. One of the charms of this place, huh? But yeah, Earth, yep, Bill Clinton, and Delaware, mostly.

Another assumption here, but that's apart from the zombies, right?

Voice - Jokingly

Date: 2010-01-19 01:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wichita-kansas.livejournal.com
Oh, right, zombies, yeah. There I go, forgetting to mention what's normal for me.

No big deal. Just the apocalypse. We had it coming.

Date: 2010-01-20 05:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] psychosnowflake.livejournal.com
How long were you fighting zombies for before you came here?

Date: 2010-01-20 05:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wichita-kansas.livejournal.com
How long were you working in that riveting office? You eventually lose count. The apocalypse is very liberating.

Date: 2010-01-20 05:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wichita-kansas.livejournal.com
Nah. It only took seventy-two hours for the world to end. A few weeks, maybe a month.

What kind of an office job was it?

Date: 2010-01-20 06:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] psychosnowflake.livejournal.com
Well, shit.

Cars. I was a product recall specialist.

Date: 2010-01-20 06:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wichita-kansas.livejournal.com
There are no "just-fucking-product-recall-specialists" on the Barge. What gives?

Date: 2010-01-20 06:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] psychosnowflake.livejournal.com
Guess I'm just one-of-a-kind.

Date: 2010-01-20 06:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wichita-kansas.livejournal.com
Guess we need one of every animal on the bizarro ark.
From: [identity profile] wichita-kansas.livejournal.com
Are you married? How about kids? Have any hobbies? Cats or dogs? Are you a republican or a democrat?

Lolol

Date: 2010-01-20 06:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] psychosnowflake.livejournal.com
Whoa, whoa, what's with the interrogation?

Date: 2010-01-20 06:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wichita-kansas.livejournal.com
Are you divorced? Is that it?

Date: 2010-01-20 06:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] psychosnowflake.livejournal.com
I'm not an interesting guy.

Date: 2010-01-20 06:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wichita-kansas.livejournal.com
Guess I'll just have to take your word for it.

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