Jack / Tyler Durden

[Warden filter]

I still think its weird that we can't do more to stop wardens being hurt by inmates... I mean, c'mon, we're the power here, right? We're the ones in charge, aren't we? Surely we can stop shit like that stuff with Charlie and Rose before it happens?

[Private to Tobias]

Hey Tobias, want to get a drink?

[/Private]

Harvey, how are you? You been thinking about the stuff we talked about last time we met.

Hey, uh, anyone got any Nembutal or Seconal...?

[Private to Harvey/Two-Face]

How are you guys doing? Enjoyed the port, I hope.

Anyway, it looks like playtime's over. The Admiral's putting us to work. Any thoughts on what job you're going to sign up for?

[Private to Tobias]

Hey man, how are you? Glad to be back onboard?

[/Private]

Well, if there's one thing that port proved, it's that you can't believe advertising. If that was the happiest place on Earth, I'm a retarded dog. At least the booze was quality. And we didn't have to pay.

I guess nothing went particularly wrong. There were no horrible deaths or mutilations. That's always a plus.