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[psychosnowflake]

I guess I did it. Harvey graduated. It's nice to get a reminder that this place isn't a total waste of time after all. And then I get lucky for once, the Admiral giving me that break when he did. It looks like I missed some pretty bad stuff happening here. Another riot? But hey, that's the glory of the Barge, right? Never know what shitstorm to expect next.

Just try to stop thinking about it. We all know no one's in control when the Barge gets flooded.

[Private to Harvey]

Hey. You want to grab a drink now you're a free man? For old time's sake?

Comments

[wichita-kansas.livejournal.com]

Well, people forget to mention what's normal for them. America, on Earth? Bill Clinton? What state?

The United States of Zombieland. I'm from 2009. If we're from the same Earth, it's not a lot different from 1996.

[psychosnowflake.livejournal.com]

Oh no, I understand. One of the charms of this place, huh? But yeah, Earth, yep, Bill Clinton, and Delaware, mostly.

Another assumption here, but that's apart from the zombies, right?

Voice - Jokingly

[wichita-kansas.livejournal.com]

Oh, right, zombies, yeah. There I go, forgetting to mention what's normal for me.

No big deal. Just the apocalypse. We had it coming.

[psychosnowflake.livejournal.com]

How long were you fighting zombies for before you came here?

[wichita-kansas.livejournal.com]

How long were you working in that riveting office? You eventually lose count. The apocalypse is very liberating.

[psychosnowflake.livejournal.com]

A long time, then?

[wichita-kansas.livejournal.com]

Nah. It only took seventy-two hours for the world to end. A few weeks, maybe a month.

What kind of an office job was it?

[psychosnowflake.livejournal.com]

Well, shit.

Cars. I was a product recall specialist.

[wichita-kansas.livejournal.com]

Hey Jack?

[psychosnowflake.livejournal.com]

Yeah?

[wichita-kansas.livejournal.com]

There are no "just-fucking-product-recall-specialists" on the Barge. What gives?

[psychosnowflake.livejournal.com]

Guess I'm just one-of-a-kind.

[wichita-kansas.livejournal.com]

Guess we need one of every animal on the bizarro ark.

[psychosnowflake.livejournal.com]

Or something like that.

She thinks he's a crossdresser or something. WE WILL SOLVE THIS MYSTERY!

[wichita-kansas.livejournal.com]

Are you married? How about kids? Have any hobbies? Cats or dogs? Are you a republican or a democrat?

Lolol

[psychosnowflake.livejournal.com]

Whoa, whoa, what's with the interrogation?

[wichita-kansas.livejournal.com]

Are you divorced? Is that it?

[psychosnowflake.livejournal.com]

Divorced? No. Christ...

[wichita-kansas.livejournal.com]

Great.

[psychosnowflake.livejournal.com]

I'm not an interesting guy.

[wichita-kansas.livejournal.com]

Guess I'll just have to take your word for it.