psychosnowflake: (jack: psshh as if / unlikely)
Jack / Tyler Durden ([personal profile] psychosnowflake) wrote2008-11-02 05:27 pm

006

Okay, so I was a psychopathic rabbit fixated on the end of the world. I know weird. That was weird.

Does that kind of thing happen a lot? Why did no one warn me?

2/2

[identity profile] triplekill.livejournal.com 2008-11-04 11:44 am (UTC)(link)
You are weak and pathetic! What the hell do you think you're doing, talking about me to this SATAN?

[identity profile] psychosnowflake.livejournal.com 2008-11-04 11:49 am (UTC)(link)
Hm.

You're Charles, right? Tobias's father?

Don't worry, Tobias didn't tell me anything. He's not too good at answering questions.

[identity profile] triplekill.livejournal.com 2008-11-04 11:53 am (UTC)(link)
The boy's not too good at ANYTHING. He can't even keep his goddamn mouth shut.

[identity profile] psychosnowflake.livejournal.com 2008-11-04 11:54 am (UTC)(link)
I bet you tried to raise him better than that, didn't you?

[identity profile] triplekill.livejournal.com 2008-11-04 12:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course I did. But that boy is always so damn stubborn, like his mother. He knows better than to say anything to folks like you. I know I didn't raise him to be so weak.

Sometimes I can't even believe his my son.

[identity profile] psychosnowflake.livejournal.com 2008-11-04 12:07 pm (UTC)(link)
I bet he really disappointed you, huh? Never did what he was told, couldn't keep his mouth shut, always disobeying you...

Must've caused you a bit of trouble keeping him in line.

[identity profile] triplekill.livejournal.com 2008-11-04 12:10 pm (UTC)(link)
That boy is nothing but trouble. Lord knows I've tried. Sometimes they're just born stupid and you've gotta work with what you got. When I sealed him for God's work, you should have heard him-- crying and screaming like a girl. Ain't no way for my son to behave and he knew it!

[identity profile] psychosnowflake.livejournal.com 2008-11-04 12:17 pm (UTC)(link)
You sealed him for God's work? How? I mean, getting a lazy kid like that to do the right thing would have been tough on you.

[identity profile] triplekill.livejournal.com 2008-11-04 12:21 pm (UTC)(link)
You can't do the Lord's work if you don't have the mark.

And I don't believe I have to say a damn thing to you about how I raised my son.

[identity profile] psychosnowflake.livejournal.com 2008-11-04 12:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, okay, sorry I asked.

So why are you on the Barge, Charles?

[identity profile] triplekill.livejournal.com 2008-11-04 12:24 pm (UTC)(link)
To clean up all the sin that corrupts it.

[identity profile] psychosnowflake.livejournal.com 2008-11-04 12:29 pm (UTC)(link)
What sin corrupts it? I know I've only been here for a little while, but I haven't seen much.

[identity profile] triplekill.livejournal.com 2008-11-04 12:31 pm (UTC)(link)
That's because you're a sinner yourself. Raphael knows your crimes and he'll take care of you.

...yes, he's offering to kill you. Cause he's nice like that.

[identity profile] triplekill.livejournal.com 2008-11-04 12:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Then you can make your peace with God without the fear of Hell.

If you want to repent, we can come by and see the process completed.

Jack goes D:

[identity profile] psychosnowflake.livejournal.com 2008-11-04 12:38 pm (UTC)(link)
What if I don't want to repent?

[identity profile] triplekill.livejournal.com 2008-11-04 12:39 pm (UTC)(link)
There are ways to make you. Raphael knows all about you...

[identity profile] triplekill.livejournal.com 2008-11-04 12:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't ask me; I ain't him. I just do what the Lord asks me to do to help him out.

[identity profile] psychosnowflake.livejournal.com 2008-11-04 12:44 pm (UTC)(link)
I see. What has the Lord asked you to do for him lately?

[identity profile] triplekill.livejournal.com 2008-11-04 12:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Nothing I'm willing to share with you.

[identity profile] psychosnowflake.livejournal.com 2008-11-04 12:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Hm. Hostile.

But you're sticking to your guns. I respect that. You're an honest man, Charles. It's hard to find good, honest God-fearing men these days.

1/2--And Charles doesn't know how to react!

[identity profile] triplekill.livejournal.com 2008-11-04 12:52 pm (UTC)(link)
......

2/2--look who you managed to get back

[identity profile] triplekill.livejournal.com 2008-11-04 12:54 pm (UTC)(link)
...My father is very good at doing what he says he will.

[identity profile] psychosnowflake.livejournal.com 2008-11-04 12:58 pm (UTC)(link)
It sure looks that way, Tobias. He was tough but fair with you when you were growing up, right? Taught you about God and the Commandments?

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Aw. D:

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